Oddly Enough Blog

If you run out of REAL wedding news…

April 28, 2011

Blog Guy, that royal wedding is getting really close now, so how about some more of your expertise? I believe you mentioned a royal carriage would be used for Prince William and Kate?

In a jam with the royal ma’am?

April 27, 2011

Blog Guy, you have to help me. That royal wedding is in two days, and I don’t know how to act around the queen! Our invite hasn’t arrived yet, but we live in rural Indiana, and mail takes a while to get here.

Unstabled threat at royal wedding?

April 20, 2011

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So Blog Guy, I don’t understand why you’re devoting so much time to that wedding with Kate Middleton and that guy she’s marrying. It doesn’t seem like your kind of thing.

The Clampetts are here, Your Majesty…

April 14, 2011

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It turns out when Kate Middleton marries Britain’s Prince William in a couple of weeks, her family is going to stay someplace called the Goring Hotel while they are in London. It may be part of the Econo Lodge chain, but I could be wrong.

A fresh supply of Kate hits the streets…

April 11, 2011

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Blog Guy, it’s me. One of the junkies you got hooked on Prince William’s fiancĂ©e, Kate Middleton.

Drinking in bed, in an ocean of red…

April 9, 2011

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Blog Guy, what happened? You kind of left us hanging. You were about to crown a new Queen of the Entire World a couple of weeks ago, and it was down to two candidates.

Life can be a royal pane?

April 6, 2011

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Blog Guy, I know you must have a lot of inside information about the upcoming royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. The security around them must be incredible. Where could they possibly be finding privacy? Do you know?

The best TV crime show on the heir?

April 4, 2011

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Okay, you know why we’re here. We owe the network one more high-concept police procedural to match our earlier hits, “Police Pope” and “Monkey See, Monkey Blue.”

Earn big money with a familiar face?

April 2, 2011

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Blog Guy, I notice you wrote about a Joe DiMaggio lookalike yesterday.

The lookalike game intrigues me. Can you provide some details, so I can see if I might want to pursue a career at that?

Shape up with our new regal regimen!

March 31, 2011

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Man, I gotta say, that was just creepy!

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Are you kidding, Clancy? You didn’t see who was just here?

No, I was watching that Lady Gaga video on the big screen. Who was it?

Queen Elizabeth.

She was NOT!

Was too!

That IS strange. I don’t think she’s even a member here! What did she do?