Oddly Enough Blog

The King’s playin’ with his crotch again

November 22, 2011

Blog Guy, you seem to read a lot of history. I guess that’s to take your mind off the goofy stuff you see every day?

Hey, I never said I’m proud of myself!

November 15, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve just started a new blog, and I could use some advice from a veteran like yourself. What do you do if you want to get a lot of traffic, but you don’t want to work very hard for it?

How about a greasy kebab, Your Majesty?

November 9, 2011

Blog Guy, I see Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just spent 11 days visiting Australia. That must be a huge logistical undertaking involving thousands of aides, security folks, drivers….

Say “I’ll be back,” Duchess….

November 6, 2011

Blog Guy, it’s me, the one you got hooked on pictures of Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge.

Meet the Duchess of Holiday Weekends

October 9, 2011

Blog Guy, it’s me, the guy you got hooked on photos of that duchess

I guess that narrows it down to about nine million guys.

I need fresh pictures, but the last time I asked, you gave me a duchess made of butter and a chick with gross fingernails. So this time, I’ll be clearer.