Blog Guy, you’ve written a lot about those Government Death Panels. I was wondering, do they have special vehicles I should watch for in case they stop at my house?
Johnson, get in my office! I need to talk to you!
Oh no, Boss, what did I do wrong now?
Nothing. I have a great assignment for you. We’re gonna do a whole photo series called, “Republican 2012 presidential contenders: Where the heck do their kids live, anyway?”
Blog Guy, you’re the only journalist in the country who is seriously covering those Government Death Panels that Sarah Palin warned us about, which were created under health care reform. These things are evil and brutal, and I hope you get a Pulitzer for your work.
Blog Guy, have you seen the Time Magazine list of the 100 Most Influential People in the World? I’m surprised you’re not on it, you know, what with your blog, your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, your radio talk show, your tap-dance video….
What’s wrong, Blog Guy? I don’t understand!
I’ve been seeing pictures of former governor Sarah Palin yesterday serving hot dogs as she left the governor’s job. Isn’t that a natural for you? Why aren’t you all over it?