Oddly Enough Blog

Hang on, we’re goin’ over a bump!

March 29, 2011

LIBYA/

Blog Guy, you’ve written a lot about those Government Death Panels. I was wondering, do they have special vehicles I should watch for in case they stop at my house?

The very worst Palin photo ever?

February 22, 2011

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Blog Guy, I notice you keep using the same goofy photo of Sarah Palin, that one from the Belmont last year. Is that the only funny shot you have of her?

That’s like a quarter of a million, isn’t it?

February 17, 2011

SPAIN/

Blog Guy, you’re looking positively jubilant today. Why are you rejoicing?

Where do Republican kids live, anyway?

January 3, 2011

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Johnson, get in my office! I need to talk to you!

Oh no, Boss, what did I do wrong now?

TELEVISION-DANCING/Nothing. I have a great assignment for you. We’re gonna do a whole photo series called, “Republican 2012 presidential contenders: Where the heck do their kids live, anyway?”

Mr. Custer, a Death Panel wants to see us

October 25, 2010

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Blog Guy, I continue to be impressed that you’re the only blogger giving us comprehensive coverage of those U.S. Government Death Panels that Sarah Palin warned us would be part of health care reform.

Hi, we’re the Death Panel! Is now a good time?

August 12, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’re the only journalist in the country who is seriously covering those Government Death Panels that Sarah Palin warned us about, which were created under health care reform. These things are evil and brutal, and I hope you get a Pulitzer for your work.

Sarah finally gets goofy!

June 9, 2010

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Blog Guy, I took my family to the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop during our visit to Washington, and we loved it! But I wondered why you didn’t have any pictures of Sarah Palin on display. Are you anti-Republican?

Top 100 reasons I’m not on the list…

May 7, 2010

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Blog Guy, have you seen the Time Magazine list of the 100 Most Influential People in the World? I’m surprised you’re not on it, you know, what with your blog, your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, your radio talk show, your tap-dance video….

He must be quite a guy…

November 20, 2009

You all know me, I’m not a judgmental kind of guy. But on some rare occasions I DO form strong opinions, and gosh darn it, if I’m not careful I’m afraid I’ll go after somebody with this pickle fork I’m holding.

Palin leaves office with relish?

July 27, 2009

What’s wrong, Blog Guy? I don’t understand!

Huh? You don’t understand¬†what?

I’ve been seeing pictures of former governor Sarah Palin yesterday serving hot dogs as she left the governor’s job.¬† Isn’t that a natural for you? Why aren’t you all over it?