Oddly Enough Blog

Nine ways to lose weight and live forever

December 8, 2011

People say to me all the time, “Bob, your blog is SO stupid, how do you get people to read it?”

You feelin’ fertile, Myrtle?

November 16, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m hoping you can help answer a question for me. Where do babies come from?

O brothel, where art thou?

June 3, 2011

This is kind of a delicate subject, but we’re all adults here, so we’re cool.

This just in, Arnold has a driveway!

May 18, 2011


Blog Guy, I was stunned by the news that actor and former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a member of his household staff.

Honey, we need to talc…

March 9, 2011

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Okay, the folks in these pictures are coverd in talcum powder from a traditional Powder Day festival in their Spanish village.

The key to a great Valentine?

February 14, 2011

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Blog Guy, I really need your help with a relationship problem. I’m pretty sure my girlfriend is stepping out on me.

French kissing? Call ze Love Police!

October 25, 2010


Blog Guy, I need some travel advice. My wife and I want to go someplace really romantic, where folks are free to be very much in love. Any suggestions?

You gals ready for somethin’ real goofy?

October 6, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see you’re suddenly laughing. What haveĀ  you got to be happy about? Come on, no fair holding back! Let us in on it, too.

World’s ugliest shoes? Quite a feet!

September 28, 2010

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Lamar, I put you in charge of creating our label’s signature new shoe for spring. Our competition is the Holy Grail of of shoes, the stiletto in the top photo. The stuff dreams are made of. Sleek, sensual, five straps, platform soles, 14-inch heels. Lusty Cherry Red!

Male models? Models of WHAT?

September 15, 2010

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Blog Guy, my friends and I are guys who sincerely want the same thing most young men want.