Oddly Enough Blog

Grazie! I’ll be here all week!

September 10, 2009

Blog Guy, what can you tell me about that Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi guy, who seems to be involved in lots of controversy these days? Have you seen him speak in person?

That picture is too EXTREME!

September 9, 2009

People say to me, “Bob, where do you GET those danged bizarre photos you use?”

Scarlet hussies save men’s souls?

September 5, 2009

Blog Guy, you know where you can find really loose chicks?

Uh, no.

New York City. Yeah, it surprised me, too, but lots of those women in stiletto heels smoking outside office buildings aren’t as prim and proper as you might suspect.

Floyd, my olive floated out of reach!

August 10, 2009

Blog Guy, I have a question about the space program. How do those astronauts unwind after a tough day of space walking and stuff?

So, you like shoulder skulls, Liz?

July 29, 2009

Hi, are you Liz? It’s me - Lamar – your Internet date!

So, at last we meet!. That’s quite an outfit, Liz. I guess you must have just come from some theatrical thing or something? Oh. You just came from the dentist, huh? Well…

Maybe she’s about to sneeze?

July 16, 2009

Blog Guy, what is that actress Pamela Anderson up to these days?

It’s a sad story. Judging from new photos of her, she’s lost all control of her face muscles. Still, the Serbs were nice enough to put her on the cover of their Playboy magazine.

Okay honey, bring your big Schwinn in here!

July 13, 2009

This brothel in Berlin has come up with a new marketing ploy in these tough economic times. It is offering a discount to patrons who arrive on bicycles.

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much…

June 24, 2009

Blog Guy, my mom told me to ask you about the birds and the bees.

She WHAT?

She said you know a lot of stuff and you could explain it to me.

That’s quite a responsibility.  I checked yesterday’s photo file, which is where I get most of my information, and I think I can help you.

Okay, let’s see which of you tramps lights up!

June 19, 2009

They’ve just unveiled a prototype dress designed to light up when the wearer’s mobile telephone rings. As high-tech gadgets go, I just don’t see this one catching on.

The Wide World of Lingerie?

May 15, 2009

I’m doing a survey on media photo coverage of sports. May I ask a few questions?