Oddly Enough Blog

Who’s your designer, babe? Eddie Bauer?

October 10, 2008

Note to fashion design staff: Every so often we need to remember that haute couture is about raw animal sexuality. It’s about a woman feeling desirable, about giving her the confidence to think, “Hey, I’ll never look HOTTER than I do tonight!”

He ain’t heavy, he’s my brothel…

September 19, 2008

revilla-head-140.jpgAs we wind down the longest election campaign in the history of Earth by dissecting the nuances of words like lipstick and pig, it seems a good time to check out attitudes in other countries.

This has been a public service topless parade…

August 20, 2008

It’s time again for the Boobs on Bikes parade down in New Zealand, where porn stars exercise their right to ride topless on motorcycles in public. Last year, 80,000 people showed up to watch. I think that is the entire male population, but don’t hold me to that.

Make way for the cheater, eBay for the cheater!

August 13, 2008

Quick quiz: You find graphic evidence that your husband has been unfaithful. You…

Forget it Blog Guy, it’s Chinatown

July 9, 2008

chinatown-still-140.jpgReaders of this blog know I worry a lot about a recent tendency to do unnecessary remakes of great movies. I just don’t see why we need a new version of  The Great EscapeThe Birds and other true classics.  

It’s like the Cartwrights, only different!

June 13, 2008

hef-1-180.jpgOkay Hef, we get it. You can always scrounge up these three chicks to bring to big events, like this Hollywood thing yesterday.

This is fun, you must confess!

June 11, 2008

Okay, here’s one that even Dante didn’t think of. It seems this couple in Italy had sex in a church confessional box, and that’s not even the worst part.

The most protected folks on Earth

June 9, 2008

It’s winter in Antarctica, and the residents are ready for months of total darkness. Quick quiz: among their last supply shipments were…

Are you crazy? Are you blind?

May 19, 2008

snl-120.jpg“Another gherkin for me, please…” Excuse me, I’m just practicing phrases to use in Vienna for Euro 2008, thanks to a guide for visitors who wish to try the local dialect.

Who says the 1950s are over?

May 9, 2008

playmate-120.jpgPlayboy founder Hugh Hefner, overcome with emotion, pockets a coveted Anachronism Award given to him at a Playboy Mansion party honoring Playboy’s new Playmate of the Year.