Oddly Enough Blog

Judging a book by the cover stud

March 26, 2007

Don’t tell anyone the big secret, but I guess the folks who publish Harlequin romances can’t just rely on breathtaking plot twists, multi-layered characters and gripping prose to sell enough of their books. That’s where guys with no shirts come in.

Don’t look at that chalk outline, sweetie!

March 26, 2007

Say, what kind of school is this, anyway? It turns out four Albanian teachers have been censured for drunken and lewd behavior in a remote village school after they had sex behind a classroom blackboard. Incensed parents locked the schoolhouse to stop the drinking and sex.

Sorry, the ambassador is tied up now…

March 13, 2007

If you have an upcoming appointment to see the Israeli ambassador in El Salvador, you might want to reconfirm it. It turns out he has been recalled to Israel, after being found naked, drunk, bound and gagged, with sex toys lying nearby in the yard of his official residence, according to Israeli media reports.

Hey, that’ll take years off your life, Mister…

February 26, 2007

It turns out a 107-year-old guy in Hong Kong has attributed his longevity in part to decades of sexual abstinence, according to a newspaper report. Chan Chi was quoted as saying he gave up sex when he was 30.

And DON’T make it sound like the dead guy had any fun…

February 23, 2007

The Catholic Church in Australia, worried that some eulogies for the dead are getting too long-winded, has imposed a five-minute limit on them.

More than you need to know…

February 15, 2007

kink.jpgIt’s a failing. Sometimes I scoff too quickly.

For instance, we have a video report on a new museum exhibit exploring the world of sexual kinks and fetishes.

Viagra over the counter – what could possibly go wrong?

February 12, 2007

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
And so are these pills
That I’m getting for you

Sex doesn’t get much worse…

January 2, 2007

If Dawn Madden’s breasts were a pair of Danishes, Debby Crombie’s got two Space Hoppers.

So, EXACTLY where do I have to hit my head?

December 19, 2006

Whatever you do, keep this story to yourself.  I see nothing good happening if the masses get hold of it.

Doc says I got a dose of marinara, but they can treat it…

December 1, 2006

I don’t know if this means you need to be more careful in the kitchen, or in the bedroom.  Maybe both places.  A new survey shows that nearly two-thirds of Brits surveyed think the fiery Italian sauce Arrabiata is a sex infection.