Oddly Enough Blog

Where in the world is Paris Hilton?

September 27, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m worried sick! It’s been four days since we left Paris Hilton promoting her shoes in Istanbul, and we’ve heard nothing from her. I’m going to start checking the hospitals.

Then, with flames licking at her heels…

September 26, 2011

Okay, Lamar, I put you in charge of designing our whole new line of women’s shoes, so show us what you came up with.

Paris, couldn’t ya just wear gloves?

September 23, 2011

Johnson, get in my office! You call yourself a news photographer?

What did I do this time, Boss?

I sent you to cover that Paris Hilton event where she’s pushing her line of shoes, but I told you NOT to make it look like free publicity. You know, it has to seem newsworthy.

If Lego made shoes for women…

July 26, 2011

Lamar, you said you had a hot new fashion design to show me. I’m skeptical after that nutty lingerie thing a few days ago, but I’m listening.

How’d you make out with that socialite?

March 31, 2011

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Johnson, get your butt into my office! Did you shoot those Paris Hilton events?

I sure did, Boss, I just got back.

MEXICO/So? Fill me in. Was it newsworthy?

I dunno. She mostly just made out with some guy.

Wait a minute, Johnson. She called the press in to watch her make out?

Yeah, I thought it was kind of nervy of her. He didn’t even try for second base.

Going out on a limb for readers?

March 24, 2011

MOTOR-RACING/

Blog Guy, are you still doing those fantasy shots for your blog readers?

Yes, if they are interesting and have some artistic value. What are you looking for?

Welcome to our model town…

February 28, 2011

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(to the tune of Petula Clark’s “Downtown“)

When you want lookers
But you can’t afford hookers
Here’s the place to go, Gown Town

The key to a great Valentine?

February 14, 2011

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Blog Guy, I really need your help with a relationship problem. I’m pretty sure my girlfriend is stepping out on me.

Those are some pretty big shoes to fill

February 12, 2011

Blog Guy, you’re obviously a very cosmopolitan dude, a citizen of the world, right?

Look chic when it’s a jungle out there!

February 3, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’m a woman who likes to look her best at all times. I have an irrational fear of being caught out in the jungle, without my luggage, and no way to accessorize my outfit.