Blog Guy, I have a question about the whole Darwinism/creationism debate, and I know you are educated in both science and theology.
Blog Guy, my friends and I dress up like knights in medieval costumes. Armor, swords, lances. We re-enact battles and stuff.
Okay fashion show staff, you’re all aware of our problem.
Our designer shoes are so uncomfortable, our models won’t wear them. As you can see here, they just take them off in the middle of the runway!
Over there in Britain, some unions have set off a heated debate by demanding that women have the right to wear comfortable shoes in the workplace.
You’ve probably noticed that along with coffee, your local Starbucks is now selling CDs, books, medical equipment and automotive parts.
Confidential memo to fashion show staff:
It’s no secret that Fashion Week has gotten too tame. There’s no surprise or drama anymore.
Has this ever happened to you?
You’re walking along in your high-top running shoes heading for the basketball court, when suddenly there’s a BEACH!
Okay, design staff, we’ve got a huge honking problem with the fashion show! Our market research shows everybody thinks our new shoes suck!
Okay, fashion design staffers, there’s a recession on. We have to find a way to squeeze more money out of teenage girls, because they’ll buy ANYTHING!
Blog Guy, I don’t know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas. Any suggestions?