Oddly Enough Blog

Human evolution, the sexy way

September 30, 2009

Blog Guy, I have a question about the whole Darwinism/creationism debate, and I know you are educated in both science and theology.

For a well-heeled damsel on a knight out…

September 28, 2009

Blog Guy, my friends and I dress up like knights in medieval costumes. Armor, swords, lances. We re-enact battles and stuff.

Gals, time to get your nails done!

September 23, 2009

Okay fashion show staff, you’re all aware of our problem.

Our designer shoes are so uncomfortable, our models won’t wear them. As you can see here, they just take them off in the middle of the runway!

Them flip-flops ain’t makin’ it, honey!

September 21, 2009

Over there in Britain, some unions have set off a heated debate by demanding that women have the right to wear comfortable shoes in the workplace.

Grande fashion: better latte than never!

March 4, 2009

You’ve probably noticed that along with coffee, your local Starbucks is now selling CDs, books, medical equipment and automotive parts.

Our pratfall fashion collection!

February 17, 2009

Confidential memo to fashion show staff:

It’s no secret that Fashion Week has gotten too tame. There’s no surprise or drama anymore.

From hightops to flipflops in seconds!

January 23, 2009

Has this ever happened to you?

You’re walking along in your high-top running shoes heading for the basketball court, when suddenly there’s a BEACH!

Put on your Sofas, honey, we’re steppin’ out!

January 14, 2009

Okay, design staff, we’ve got a huge honking problem with the fashion show! Our market research shows everybody thinks our new shoes suck!

My shoes match! I have to go change!

December 11, 2008

Okay, fashion design staffers, there’s a recession on. We have to find a way to squeeze more money out of teenage girls, because they’ll buy ANYTHING!

These Flagships hurt my feet!

December 3, 2008

Blog Guy, I don’t know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas. Any suggestions?