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When the chips are down, in Wackytown
Say, Blog Guy, I keep reading about those group tours you organize to that place you call Wackytown, the goofiest place on earth.
Right, that’s Krasnoyarsk, in Siberia. Think you’d like to join us on a trip? We’ve got a gambling junket coming up. Why waste your time in Las Vegas when you can go to a Wackytown casino?
Gambling, huh? That sounds like fun, but I also like to keep fit when I’m on vacation.
Then this is the place for you! You can go right from the slopes to the casino without even taking off your ski mask, as you can see here!
Plus, they encourage patrons to take breaks for calisthenics, under the close supervision of personal trainers. Look at these folks doing crunches and sit-ups.
Wait just a bleeping minute. Are you INSANE, Blog Guy? Those are cops arresting gamblers in those pictures. That’s a fricking police RAID!
Just another blood-sucking ski resort?
Blog Guy, you know that city in Siberia that you like to call Wackytown? Didn’t you say you organize tours there, so your readers can see for themselves?
Yes, Krasnoyarsk is the goofiest spot on earth. Maybe you’d like to sign up for my upcoming ski resort holiday there.
Would we have our own ski lift? I hate to wait in long lines for those.
I’ll be honest, you might have to share ski lift space with some sanitary workers.
Do they go there to ski?
Nah, they go to spray pesticide.
Personally, I would wear stilletos… so that I dont have to walk and be in the Wine-A-Bago all the time…
Not that I would drink… still queasy from that nightout 2 weeks ago…
Sometimes I wonder just WHAT WAS IN that whiskey!
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