Oddly Enough Blog

So it’s the nudes vs. the dorks?

September 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m looking to join a rugby team. I saw your item about Naked Rugby, but I seem to recall there are two different kinds of rugby. Is that right?

It’s just like in the disaster movies!

September 6, 2011

Boss, can you hear me? It’s me, Johnson! Oh, it’s still night-time in LA? Sorry to wake you up, but I’ve got great news!

So what’s the worst that could happen?

July 17, 2011

Sarge, if it’s okay with you, I’m gonna take a little cigarette break.

You have something on your…oh, never mind!

July 5, 2011

Blog Guy, I need your advice on my dating life. I’ve tried everything, but can’t seem to get guys to notice me.

What could be insaner than to smoke like Speaker Boehner?

June 20, 2011

Quick quiz: Speaker of the House John Boehner is puffing on a cigarette…

a) in his own back yard.

b) in Ohio or someplace like that.

c) in an airplane lavatory after invoking his Congressional Smoke Detector Disabling Privileges.

The prestigious Zippo Award goes to…

May 17, 2011

Blog Guy, why don’t you actually go to Cannes to cover that annual Film Festival?

Call it a tokin’ effort?

May 9, 2011

Lamar, get in my office! Are you the one who approved the permit for those people to hold a huge Global Marijuana March in the streets here over the weekend?

No no no, I’m a rocket man…

March 10, 2011

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Okay troops, listen up!

Some of you are new to using different kinds of rockets, so they’ve asked me, a Professor of Grenadery, to teach you some things.

The cigarettes are in the cabinet?

February 21, 2011

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Quick quiz: The politician puffing away in this photo is…

smoking canadian 260a) Going to be grounded if her mom catches her smoking again…

b) Not likely to be the first stop on “Take Your Child to Parliament Day”

When celebrities cut their own hair…

February 16, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’m tired of striking out with the chicks. What do those big Hollywood stars have that I don’t have? Can you let us in on some of their secrets?