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The Goofiest Photos of the Year…

December 21, 2009

I’ll admit my blog isn’t very good, but without goofy photos it would be far worse. Trust me. So this is the big day when I reveal the five goofiest photos of 2009. Below are two through five, in no particular order.

Look, the ballerina is spinning and hacking at the same time!

November 27, 2009

Blog Guy, I saw a photo of a ballerina smoking, which really disturbed me. I think of everything having to do with ballet as being healthy and squeaky-clean.

Another reason not to smoke?

October 30, 2009

Continuing on with today’s themeĀ of curious responses by onlookers who are present at a crime scene…

Don’t trip on the gun at the altar…

June 27, 2009

I’ve blogged before about Saint Death, this grinning skeletal figure who isn’t recognized by the Catholic Church, but is revered by drug traffickers and other criminal scumbags.

Nurse, bring me a scalpel and an ashtray

May 27, 2009

Some radical news from Beijing. China is going to ban smoking in all hospitals. What a concept, preventing smoking in a building filled with sick people, many of them already seriously ill from smoking.

“You may now kiss the bride.” “No thanks.”

May 18, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m planning a June wedding and I’d like it to have a sophisticated feel. Are there any foreign wedding customs we might want to use?

Stay out, hon, I’m eatin’ scampi!

April 15, 2009

Blog Guy, I need help. I’m a smoker, and…

Say no more, I’ll try to help you quit.

No! I don’t want to quit, I just don’t want my wife to catch me! How can I cover the smell?

Warning: smoking tobacco may be… Oh, never mind!

March 30, 2009

Confidential memo to Acme Tobacco Research and Development Team:

I think you guys have really come up with something great with your new product, Jumborettes.

Jolly old Saint Nicotine!

December 26, 2008

Honey, I’m running out to buy a Santa hat. I’ll be back in a few.

Wait, sweetie! Will you pick me up some cigarettes?

Come on. I don’t want to make TWO stops!

You don’t have to! That guy over at 8th and Main sells both things. It’s one-stop shopping.

What kind of a joint IS this?

November 20, 2008

Blog Guy, The Dutch take a very liberal approach to marijuana use. You can buy marijuana in coffee shops over there. How is that going for them?