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Blog Guy, I’m looking for some of your sage career advice. I enjoy travel, working with animals, and maybe a little danger. Any ideas?
Have you considered the glamorous world of snake smuggling?
The usual. Ladies’ hosiery, probably some duct tape, and, you know, snakes.
Cool! Are there openings?
There should be at least one. Some guy was arrested in Miami, trying to board a flight for Brazil with seven exotic snakes stuffed into his trousers.
Wow! That’s brilliant! That should have been foolproof! The imaging technology they use can’t even see stuff like that, right?
Ewwwwwww. What’s up with that photo, Blog Guy? It’s kind of creepy.
Oh, whew. For a minute there I thought it might be something weird. I’m looking for a job myself. You think Snake Town is hiring?
We’ve got another fashion show today, Lamar, and money is still very tight. Did you manage to find us a model who works cheap?
What’s wrong with her, Lamar? There’s always something wrong with those cheap ones you get.
Good evening, folks, welcome to Snake & Shake, home of the Sssssssssizzling Cobra Burger! I’ll be your server tonight. Have you decided what you want?
Yes. My wife will have the broiled lobster, please.
Very good choice. Please walk on over to that tank and select your lobster, ma’am…