Oddly Enough Blog

Hi, I’m your hamburger helper…

December 3, 2009

Readers know I blog a lot about bullfighting, because, well, it’s a very easy target that ridicules itself with very little help from me.

The very worst way to go?

November 26, 2009

Blog Guy, I heard on the news that some poor man died a fiendishly horrible death a couple of days ago over there in Spain. Do you know what I’m talking about?

Aren’t these elevators going awfully fast?

November 25, 2009

Hold it right there, Blog Guy! I’m calling you out on something! Yesterday, you had a supposed beauty pageant shot where the contestants were all standing in front of a faraway building. Was that the ONLY picture you had from that event?

Hey, look at the balconies on those chicks!

November 24, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m back again. It’s me, the aspiring photojournalist you’ve been mentoring.

Now, back to seals in the news…

October 25, 2009

My goodness, it’s October 25 again! Longtime readers of this blog know that’s the day we update you on news about famous people with seals.

A fashion taboo bites the dust…

October 14, 2009

Blog Guy, you know all the dark secrets of the┬ádesigner fashion business, and it’s time to admit a fatal flaw.

The head is loose! I get the goose!

September 11, 2009

As an amateur anthropologist, I’ve spent years studying leisure activities in unfortunate parts of the world where – okay let’s be blunt – they don’t get American cable television.

What’s up with the pink socks, Hoss?

September 10, 2009

Blog Guy, I saw a Reuters photo from Spain showing four guys together in silly outfits. What’s the story?

You’ve reached the firm of Ponce, Bonache and Gotcha!

September 6, 2009

Blog Guy, do you stand behind the info in your photo captions? Is there a chance anybody ever pulls a fast one on you?

I hope there are some bulls on his “death panel”

September 1, 2009

Blog Guy, what’s the humane situation in Britain? They really love their animals, right? But so like what if you’re a Brit person and you really have this urge to be cruel to animals? Is that a problem?