Oddly Enough Blog

A miracle cure? No chants!

October 20, 2009

Blog Guy, I need to get some medical advice from you in the strictest confidence. I am a very famous person. You may just call me Ronaldo.

Stick it to da man?

October 5, 2009

Blog Guy, I recall you’ve been a professional fencing coach?

I don’t like to boast, but I do know quite a bit about those long pointy things.

We’ve said this crap before, haven’t we?

September 28, 2009

Arnold: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Sylvester: My old man, he was never too smart, he says to me, ‘You ain’t got much of a brain…’

What’s that big thing near the drop zone?

September 27, 2009

Blog Guy, did you read about those guys who made the highest parachute landing ever at a drop zone near Mount Everest last week?

Hey Diego! Know where you should avoid?

September 19, 2009

I’m very reluctant to call anyone stupid. What? Yes, I HAVE used that word in 423 blog posts, which just goes to show my restraint.

Just call him a fencing foil…

September 16, 2009

Quick quiz: In these photos, President Barack Obama is…

a) illustrating how his new death panels will work.

b) abruptly ending a promising political career.

c) pretending to be Luke Skywalker, like every other guy on earth.

d) about to provoke the Secret Service marksmen on the White House roof.

Actually, the best thing about these lawn fencing photos is first lady Michelle Obama’s expression. It’s perfect….

My hot date with a slam-dunk!

September 15, 2009

Blog Guy, I know you follow international sports, and I have a question. Somebody told me women’s basketball is played very differently in Europe. Do they use a different sort of basketball?

You caught some frozen fish sticks, Mr. President!

September 8, 2009

Blog Guy, you’ve got great sources for news of President Obama. Is it true he loves to fish?

Look, up in the sky! A blogger who works holidays!

September 6, 2009

Blog Guy, I saw a Reuters shot of this guy doing a Superman leap in diving competition in Switzerland this weekend, and he looked a lot like you. I guess we shouldn’t expect a new blog post tomorrow?

Did you SEE that dude hit the cement?

September 1, 2009

I have trouble figuring out why some things are news. Readers know I’m confused about why we keep shooting identical photos of Madonna and her car in dozens of cities, as though we’ve never seen it before.