Blog Guy, what’s the humane situation in Britain? They really love their animals, right? But so like what if you’re a Brit person and you really have this urge to be cruel to animals? Is that a problem?
I apologize in advance for this one, since I know a lot of readers, even entire families, enjoy my blog while at the breakfast table.
Blog Guy, thanks for keeping that information flowing about the proud tradition of bullfighting, even though I don’t think you like it very much.
Blog Guy, you follow the European music scene closely. I heard Bono blew them away in London on the U2 world tour.
Okay gentlemen, listen up. You’re all here because you were accepted at Fancypants University! Good old FU, the best school for waiters in all of Spain.
Blog Guy, thanks for continuing to explain the majestic traditions of bullfighting. What’s the last thing that happens before the bullfighter enters the ring?
Blog guy, you’ve had a lot of photos lately of Spanish bullfighters getting tossed around and trampled. So like, is there any chance they’ll run out of them soon?
Blog Guy, I normally love tropical swim-up bars. There’s nothing like paddling over for a refreshing cocktail.
Quick quiz: The most horrific road hazard faced by Tour de France riders is…
Blog Guy, I think you have been too hard on British people, what with those Twit Games and Funny Hat Day and stuff.