Oddly Enough Blog

I hope there are some bulls on his “death panel”

September 1, 2009

Blog Guy, what’s the humane situation in Britain? They really love their animals, right? But so like what if you’re a Brit person and you really have this urge to be cruel to animals? Is that a problem?

Ew! No more oatmeal for me, Ma!

August 24, 2009

I apologize in advance for this one, since I know a lot of readers, even entire families, enjoy my blog while at the breakfast table.

Gored of the rings?

August 21, 2009

Blog Guy, thanks for keeping that information flowing about the proud tradition of bullfighting, even though I don’t think you like it very much.

Me and Herbie go to the Derby in our Old Kentucky Home

August 18, 2009

Blog Guy, you follow the European music scene closely. I heard Bono blew them away in London on the U2 world tour.

Spain’s school for waiters! Flan with √©lan?

August 16, 2009

Okay gentlemen, listen up. You’re all here because you were accepted at Fancypants University! Good old FU, the best school for waiters in all of Spain.

Trot a little faster, Dad!

August 13, 2009

Blog Guy, thanks for continuing to explain the majestic traditions of bullfighting. What’s the last thing that happens before the bullfighter enters the ring?

Tora! Tora! Tora! Toro? Toro? Toro?

August 4, 2009

Blog guy, you’ve had a lot of photos lately of Spanish bullfighters getting tossed around and trampled. So like, is there any chance they’ll run out of them soon?

The worst swim-up bar EVER!

July 24, 2009

Blog Guy, I normally love tropical swim-up bars. There’s nothing like paddling over for a refreshing cocktail.

Oh, the humanity!

July 21, 2009

Quick quiz: The most horrific road hazard faced by Tour de France riders is…

a) snipers in the trees

b) oncoming 18-wheelers

c) rabid leg-eating wolverines

d) blatant accordion music

Yes, all other hazards pale by comparison to the shameless accordion players, who can step out of the tall grass with no warning whatsoever.

Lifestyles of the Retch and Famous?

July 20, 2009

Blog Guy, I think you have been too hard on British people, what with those Twit Games and Funny Hat Day and stuff.