Oddly Enough Blog

So the bulls really die laughing?

April 21, 2008

Hey, Blog Guy! I was wondering, in a real bullfight, what is it that gets the bull to attack the matador? I’m assuming it’s the red cape, right?

This isn’t a SWIMSUIT?

April 17, 2008

bulllfighter-legs-160.jpgClancy was mortified. WHY had he believed that salesman who said sissy clothes would be THE LOOK for the beach this season? Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Certs is a breath mint! No! It’s a candy mint!

April 15, 2008

These folks throwing punches at each other are:

    Hillary Clinton supporters whomping on elitists South Korean lawmakers, in session Battlestar Gallactica fans arguing over the fifth Cylon Spectators at a Davis Cup tennis match

Yeah, I was shocked by this one, but it is indeed tennis fans. Their scuffle was  possibly the most unexpected violence since that outburst at the Boston Pops.  What started it? A dispute over the proper length of a Bloody Mary celery stalk.

I guess we’re playing stud?

April 12, 2008

Blog Guy, I’ve heard there is a kind of poker played with live, gun-toting  troops.

Couch potato scuba! Yeah, baby!

April 11, 2008

Welcome to a new Great Challenges in Advertising. Think scuba diving, what comes to mind? Crystal waters, coral reefs, Barbados, Hawaii…. But Siberia, not so much? We need to change that. Bring people around.

My sword is at home on the sofa!

April 7, 2008

bullfight-face-160.jpgOh, what have I done? Mom wanted me to be a chiropractor, but no! I knew better! Mister Smarty-Pants just HAD to be a matador!

Meester bool, you are SO ugly!

April 3, 2008

bullfighter-face-160.jpgBlog Guy, I know you’ve said bullfighting isn’t a wise career choice for college seniors, but the profession still intrigues me. Isn’t there anything in the pointless animal torture field that might suit me?

Hello, I am looking for bombers…

April 1, 2008

bombers-140.jpgBlog Guy, it’s well known that you are a man of the world. I plan to visit Japan soon, and since I don’t speak the language. I’m wondering if there are any quick shortcuts.

Kind of a waste of clay pigeons, no?

March 28, 2008

It turns out India’s marksmen are threatening to boycott the upcoming Olympics because they have a shortage of ammunition for training. You can read about it in Marksmen fed up with shooting blanks.

Now that’s sumpthin’ you don’t see at every race…

March 3, 2008

Okay boys, let’s analyze this-here thing and figure out what went so horribly wrong.