Oddly Enough Blog

An Olympic sport I could do myself….

February 16, 2010

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Blog Guy, are you following the Olympics?

wacky combo vertical 200You mean that big thing where Chemmy Alcott is?

Uh, yes. That thing.

You know, most of the Winter Olympics events just don’t interest me, but I always do enjoy the Wacky Physical Humor competition.

Sweaty sport is all pawn, no brawn

February 14, 2010

Blog Guy, you used to be so good at covering stupid sports, but not lately. Come on! Your blog is the only place we can go to read about the really offbeat sports the big networks don’t want us to see!

The place to go when you really NEED to pull a head off!

February 3, 2010

I  just don’t get it about Spain. Those people over there only seem to be entertained if they’re doing something twisted to animals, live or dead.

Sorry pal, the bathroom’s busy today!

February 2, 2010

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Oh Lord, now I’ve REALLY done it!

PERU/I had to go and have three cups of coffee this morning at a place where the only men’s room is the site of the Bathroom Bodybuilding Competition, popularly known as “Pottybuilding.”

You’ve reached the Weekend White House, your call is important to us…

February 1, 2010

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RING-RING! RING-RING!

OBAMA/Hello, you’ve reached the Weekend White House. Your call is important to us…

Go on, stab me! I double-dare you!

January 20, 2010

soccer vest 260Ever wonder what a conversation between total dumbasses sounds like? Let’s listen in….

The crying game?

January 14, 2010

Blog Guy, recently you wrote about teargas tennis. I believe you said that was the most popular of all of the so-called Stupid Teargas Sports. Is that still the case?

TV in other lands: don’t vouch for the couch…

January 11, 2010

Blog Guy, I guess I watch way too much junk television, because I don’t really know what’s going on with other cultures around the world.  Can  you answer a question for me?

The grossest picture of the year so far?

January 6, 2010

Blog Guy, I know you hate all those photos of people starved for attention, who take icy “polar bear” swims in the winter. But I heard that during one of those swims, in Canada…

Sumo-size me!

January 6, 2010

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Ladies, welcome to our show! You’re in for quite a treat tonight!

JAPAN/Those of you who have seen our Chippendales Dancers perform in the past probably noticed they were great-looking guys, but were a little too thin and buff and muscular.