I’ll admit my blog isn’t very good, but without goofy photos it would be far worse. Trust me. So this is the big day when I reveal the five goofiest photos of 2009. Below are two through five, in no particular order.
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Blog Guy, what do you think of the huge musical news for this season?
It’s amazing, huh?
Oh, that. I thought you were talking about those European soccer coaches recording all the great Righteous Brothers hits – “Unchained Melody,” “You’ve Lost that Lovin’ Feelin’,” etc… Those coaches can really belt it out.
Lamar, the big race starts in less than an hour! Where are the jockeys?
They’re coming, Boss!
Are they ready? Did they prepare for the race?
You betcha, Boss! They spent all night drinking!
That’s good. Drinking alcohol?
Of COURSE alcohol, Boss! What ELSE would you drink before the big race?
Just checkin’, Lamar. And did they wear themselves out?
For sure! They danced non-stop. Can’t even keep their eyes open!
Ah, there they are now, Lamar! I can see ’em trying to find the stable…
It’s a grand sight, isn’t it, Lamar! On a morning like this, with the sun comin’ up over the puke-filled mud and the jockeys staggerin’ this way in their finery, if you squint just a bit you’d think you’re at the Royal Ascot Races.
Color me embarrassed. We had a PRETTY BAD error on our file, and is our policy, we had to publicly correct it. It seems we reported that Bulgarian prosecutors are investigating a new gambling game in which drivers defy death by speeding through red lights for bets of up to $2,200.