As I said recently in a post which began a countdown to tomorrow’s final entry in this blog, one of the things I have enjoyed most is presenting stories that are goofy but true.
Blog Guy, I know you’re following the New Hampshire primary closely for your readers. All state primaries follow pretty much the same format, right?
Hey Blog Guy, it’s me!
Me! The guy who talks to you in italics so you can carry on pretend conversations in your blog everyday.
Blog Guy, I read about a place in France that has made great strides in whitening teeth. Can you tell me more?
Blog Guy, I mainly come here for your coverage of really bad fashion. You do show us ALL the worst creations, right?
Blog Guy, I know you cover all the big fashion shows, and my sister-in-law’s ventriloquist told me there were some HUGE celebs at Lisbon Fashion Week this year. Can you give us some names?
Okay, Lamar, I put you in charge of designing our whole new line of women’s shoes, so show us what you came up with.
Believe it or not, I’ve found something even more irritating than getting spam.
Blog Guy, like most of your readers, I come here for news about toilets, which you cover better than anybody else. I was wondering, are women’s bathroom habits any different from men’s, apart from the obvious?
Blog Guy, I was surprised to see you missed “Talk Like a Pirate Day” this week. It was fun!