Oddly Enough Blog

Look at the knockers on that place!

January 26, 2011


Blog Guy, my daughter just got a degree in creative writing and film studies. Any suggestions for a job?

The sound of family getting closer…

January 25, 2011


Blog Guy, it’s me, the private detective you hired to track down your birth family when you found out you were adopted. I have great news for you!

Dry your geckos perfectly, every time!

January 24, 2011

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Blog Guy, I know you’re a serious foodie, and I have a kitchen appliance question.

Don’t try any funny stuff

January 21, 2011


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Blog Guy, I am foreign person you help in the past, learning English as second language. Good morning.

Are you high yet? Snort some more…

January 21, 2011

Welcome back to our regular feature, Human Remains in the News.

It seems burglars tried snorting the cremated remains of a man and two dogs, taken from a Florida home,  in the mistaken belief that the ashes were drugs.

I stick my neck out for nobody…

January 20, 2011

fashion no neck 490

Blog Guy, you’ve helped lots of people with unusual fashion needs, and I hope you can do something for me. I’m an attractive woman who was born with no neck.

A bottomless well of really dumb thoughts

January 16, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve been reading your blog for some time now. You strike me as a deep thinker, a philosopher, a guy who ponders heavy concepts in the middle of the night. Am I right?

How did this fruitcake get a blog?

January 12, 2011

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Hey Blog Guy, I came by your house this morning but you weren’t at home.

No, sorry, I had a craving for navel oranges and went to the market.

ARGENTINA-FARMERSAh. Was it a fruitful trip?

No. Sadly, my quest for oranges was fruitless.

Why are oranges in short supply?

I believe there’s a navel blockade.

You mean a naval blockade, don’t you?

No, they’re blockading navel oranges on the highways, not on the waterways, so it’s not a naval navel blockade.

Could this blog get any verse?

January 11, 2011

verse shakespeare 490

Blog Guy, I notice some of your readers submit their comments in haiku and limericks, and a couple of times you’ve done entire blog posts in verse.

Where else can you see stuff like this?

January 10, 2011


Blog Guy, it’s a new year, so that means your budget for setting up fantasy photos for readers has been replenished, right?