Oddly Enough Blog

You’re losin’ to a shrub, Bub!

November 28, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’ve heard that you set up test races and stuff like that, so your readers can bet on what beats what? Do you still do those?

Are you smarter than your turkey?

November 22, 2010

OBAMA/

It’s that time again, when no matter how well you’ve hidden your stupidity during the year, it’s going to come out when you try to cook your Thanksgiving turkey.

Can I have a beer first, Doctor?

November 22, 2010

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Blog Guy, I have a medical question. I’m a woman considering getting breast implants. Where can I go to get a breast exam and a reliable professional opinion on this?

One small step for man…aaaahhhhhh!!!

November 19, 2010

Blog Guy, you strike me as a guy who would like practical jokes.

SWITZERLAND/No way. Too many of those things are cruel, sick, mean-spirited and make me cringe.

Oh no no no I’m a rocket man…

November 9, 2010

MYANMAR-ELECTION/THAILAND

Blog Guy, my college career counselor sent me to you. He said you keep tabs on the most interesting and unusual new jobs out there, and I definitely want to try something different.

Making a token gesture…

November 9, 2010

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Okay, people, listen up! We’re trying to rehearse an awards show here!

Places, please!

MUSIC-MTV/EUROPESo do you all understand the drill?

If you win an award, go immediately to the backstage press area and flip off the media. One finger is adequate, but of course we’re hoping you can remember to do it with TWO fingers.

Why I never leave home…

November 6, 2010

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Blog Guy, don’t make any plans for tomorrow. I have tickets for us to go see…

Mind your manors, Blog Guy…

November 4, 2010

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Blog Guy, I am enthralled by a little bit of history I stumbled upon in a Reuters story. Are you familiar with a royal palace built by King Henry VIII in the 1500s and named Nonsuch, because no other palace could match its splendor?

This is one REALLY goofy hobby!

November 2, 2010

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I know it’s only November 2, but I am confident that we have found the “Euphemism of the Month” already.

Her name was Lola, ate Gorgonzola…

November 1, 2010

Hola, Blog Guy! It’s me, Lola! I’m a long-time listener, first-time caller.