Blog Guy, I’m a young woman in my first year of college. I should be pulling all-nighters to study for my mid-terms, but I keep falling asleep.
Boss! What are you doing here? You NEVER come to the Oddly Enough Blog office!
Just keeping the staff on their toes, Lamar, auditing the books.
Sure, Boss! Sit down. Somebody bring Blog Guy a doughnut! No, a CLEAN one!
Lamar, it’s almost the end of the month, and I see a stack of goofy photos we’ve paid for but haven’t used. What a waste of my goofy photo budget!
Okay, enough is enough.
I appreciate science as much as the next person. I understand there are at least 5,000 feet in a mile. I totally get it that Fahrenheit and Celsius are different scales, and that for instance minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit is, um, let’s see, minus 40 degrees Celsius.