Oddly Enough Blog

Starting your own Goofy Face Museum?

August 29, 2010

fishermen and bride 490

Blog Guy, as the curator of the very popular Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop in the nation’s capital, can you tell us a little about what makes a truly goofy picture? It all starts with a goofy face, right?

Good to the last droppings?

August 28, 2010

Okay gang, we’ve gotta find a way to distinguish our brand of coffee from all the others. You know, like it’s grown on misty Blue Mountain, or in the intoxicating sea breezes of Hawaii, or some poetry like that.

The best job title on earth?

August 27, 2010

Boss? How come you’re in the office reading crime reports on such a nice day?

Wave, dummy! The president’s going by!

August 26, 2010

USA/

Blog Guy, I see the Obamas are vacationing in Martha’s Vineyard again this summer. Those lucky residents! They can just walk out on their porches and balconies and see Barack and Michelle. What fun!

What the hell is my hand doing up here?

August 26, 2010

universe pose 490

There it is again.

USA/The lady in the photo above is Jimena Navarrete, who was crowned Miss Universe just a couple of days ago. The one on the right is another contestant, Miss Brazil.

How drunk do you have to BE, Lamar?

August 25, 2010

So Doc, tell me. How did the operation go to remove that cyst? I feel great!

ODD-GERMANY/BULLETWell Lamar, surprisingly it wasn’t a cyst at all. It was a bullet, lodged right there in your head, I’d say for five or six years. You’ve been carrying it around all this time.

Insert zany cartoon sound here…

August 24, 2010

SPAIN/

Honey, is that you? How was your fight? Did you torture another poor creature to death?

Wolfing down those free samples?

August 18, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m going out to lunch. Wanna come along?

Thanks, I ate already. Spicy Peanut Chicken Kebabs with Satay Sauce, and Blue Cheese with Roasted Pecan Dip, over at Trader Joe’s.

Don’t show him your butt, Lamar!

August 18, 2010

Until today, my favorite oxymoron – and I’ve blogged on the subject frequently – was “homemade submarine.”

Head out on the highway, take a swordfish with you…

August 17, 2010

swordfish cycle 490

Blog Guy, I know you’re an expert on the animal kingdom, and I want you to settle a bet about swordfish with my step-son’s biology teacher.  This teacher says that while swordfish are indeed fish, they do not travel by swimming.