Oddly Enough Blog

When gifted bikini models need my help

July 29, 2010

gift models 490

Blog Guy, I work for a bikini modeling agency that hires only gifted models.

COLOMBIA-FASHIONThat must be fascinating. What’s the latest methodology for telling if a bikini model is gifted?

The worst dress in the history of Earth?

July 26, 2010

DAKAR-FASHION/

Blog Guy, I’m a very strict father with a parenting question. My daughter’s prom is next weekend, and…

Is this smile as lame as it feels?

July 22, 2010

FINLAND

“Madam Prime Minister, I’d like to toast your people with a big glass of this, uh, pinot noir? Merlot?

With trends like that, who needs enemas?

July 21, 2010

CHINA/

Blog Guy, my doctor says I have to get a colonoscopy. I understand it’s a really awful ordeal what with having to, you know, totally clean yourself out, and then go into the clinic and have an anesthetic and then they jam that thing you-know-where.

Uh-oh, my butt is in a sling now!

July 20, 2010

sling combo 490

Lonnie, get your butt in my office!

What is it this time, Boss?

RUSSIA/Exactly WHAT is going on out there in front of our corporate headquarters?

Just what you wanted, Boss! You told me to set up a Best Baby Sling Contest, remember?

Then those animals FORCED me to shop!

July 19, 2010

MARKETS-PRECIOUS/

Okay, now I just feel like a total jerk.

We have a great story from Beijing about officials issuing an advisory on Hong Kong travel after a video surfaced showing tourists being insulted and “forced to shop” by a tour guide. I’m not making this up.

It’s another razzle-dazzle death!

July 18, 2010

POLAND/

Blog Guy, you seem to be the only one really covering those Government Death Panels that were created by the health reform law.

Do WHAT to make my iPhone work?

July 16, 2010

iphone bench 490

Blog Guy, I come to you for all of my gadget advice. I guess you know about the problems with the iPhone 4, what with that external antenna and everything.

Hey, you’re just a pretender vendor!

July 15, 2010

Blog Guy, I saw some Reuters photos of street vendors in San Salvador, having a protest. There were THOUSANDS of them. How can there be so many street vendors in one city?

I don’t recall, Your Honor, it’s all a blur

July 14, 2010

GERMANY/

Do not adjust your monitor, these two guys have intentionally distorted eyes because, we are told, they are on trial and their faces have been blurred “in accordance with German privacy laws.”