Oddly Enough Blog

Good news, guys, we’re gettin’ uniforms!

September 16, 2011

Okay staff, I’ve called this meeting because it’s come to my attention that the men here are dressing like slobs. You women are fine, it’s just the guys. Am I right, Lamar?

Nobody booed, and the players were nude?

September 15, 2011

Okay, Blog Guy, it’s been two weeks since you wrote about any stupid sports. You must have something by now.

I Hope You’re Proud Of Yourself!

September 14, 2011

Hey Blog Guy, it’s September 14th. This is the day you announce the coveted annual I Hope You’re Proud Of Yourself! award.

How I spent my macho vacation…

September 13, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous travel advice. I’m a fairly dimwitted guy who never really grew up. Life hasn’t gone my way, and I need an experience to make me feel like I’m somebody.

Welcome to the Barney Fife Pistol Range

September 8, 2011

Blog Guy, I hope you can help me. My chiropractor’s beekeeper just gave me a 9 mm pistol for Labor Day, and I’m wondering…

It’s not even like gambling at all…

August 28, 2011

Blog Guy, I have some extra money this month and I was thinking of trying that online gambling thing. Do you know how it works?

This restroom ain’t for resting, pal…

August 23, 2011

Blog Guy, last year you wrote about a business that was putting timers in their toilets, so that the lights would turn off after 10 minutes, even if the employees weren’t finished.

Look, Honey, a free vacation cruise!

August 22, 2011

We may have hit the acme of absurdity. We should plant our flag and turn back.

Let me explain. I work at home, and I am interrupted daily by automated calls trying  to fool me in some way. I don’t believe it should be legal to intrude on privacy like this, but I don’t make the laws.

If it ain’t broke, don’t call us…

August 18, 2011

Hello, thank you for calling Lamar’s Fix-It and Fried Okra Shop. How may I direct your call?

What’s in your artisanal arsenel?

August 10, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m confused. Suddenly I’m seeing the words “artisan” and “artisanal” attached to all kinds of products. Cheeses, chocolates, liquors, soaps… What does it all mean?