Oddly Enough Blog

Gosh, isn’t this a pretty dumb thing to do?

July 7, 2010

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Blog Guy, the company I work for is having one of those motivational retreats for employees. We’ll face up to our fears, grow as a person, stuff like that. Have you ever been to one of those?

It Alps if you don’t look down…

July 2, 2010

GERMANY/

Blog Guy, you used to offer a valuable travel service by writing about places to stay away from. For the past three summers my family has taken your advice and crossed dozens of destinations off our list, but now we’re at a loss as to where not to go.

Are you wearing an AWNING, Lamar?

June 29, 2010

TRINIDAD/Okay marketing staff, we’re riding the wave now!

Our recent decision to sell more fashions by inventing new items and creating a demand for them has paid off in solid gold with the Rube Tube and the Skanktop, but we’re not stopping there.

Just head for the sea, Lee, and dress like the Klan, Stan…

June 28, 2010

FASHION/Blog Guy, my husband has a fashion problem, and I’m hoping you can help. See, he’s in the Klan, and…

I can kill a man with my business card…

June 24, 2010

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Blog Guy, I love it when you give us Inside Washington stuff that nobody else knows. What’s the latest hot topic among President Obama’s inner circle?

Tased and confused?

June 16, 2010

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Okay fashion show staff, what the hell went wrong today?

Judging from the pictures of our presentation, the models were confused about which way to go, so they just stood there looking perplexed. The runway route must not have been made clear. Lamar, I blame you.

Gosh, it looks like they’re really flying!

June 12, 2010

COLOMBIA/

First, let me thank you all for coming in to audition. Looks like a great group of actors here.

And the winner is…

June 11, 2010

Blog Guy, you’ve kept us in suspense long enough. Give us the answer to your “feebus” puzzle from yesterday.

Is this even real money?

June 9, 2010

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I’ve mentioned here before that the problem with doing a humor blog for a news organization is that people often try to send me news.

Comin’ to you, on a dusty road, good lovin’, I got a truck load…

June 5, 2010

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Blog Guy, I always read your blog for the latest information on movies. There’s a rumor that they are remaking a 30-year-old classic. Any truth to that?