Oddly Enough Blog

You must be the Head Bear

June 1, 2010

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Blog Guy, I need you to settle a bet with the guy who’s asphalting my nephew’s driveway.

Puff faster, I need to change your diaper

May 31, 2010

Blog Guy, it’s Memorial Day! Isn’t that when you announce your coveted “Why Isn’t This Person in Jail Award?”

The case of the missing roller skater…

May 28, 2010

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Blog Guy, do you handle missing persons cases?

I’ve never done one before, but how hard could it be? Who’s missing?

They found my secret apartment complex!

May 26, 2010

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Back in March, I wrote “Five annoying things about the Census.” It’s one of my most popular posts for the year so far. Apparently others share my annoyance.

Too many Singapore Slings, I guess…

May 20, 2010

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Quick quiz: a REALLY stupid place to pass out drunk is…

jury drunk vertical 240a) at your wedding, just before your turn to say “I do”

b) in a third-grade classroom, even if it’s the second time you’ve done that grade

Dining with the boss, 101

May 18, 2010

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Okay, we have this etiquette story that purports to offer tips on how to eat properly “if you are seeking to impress the boss or potential client.”

The world’s dumbest hobbies?

May 14, 2010

TWISTER

The problem with writing a humor blog is that sometimes people try to send news to me, not realizing that unlike my other Reuters colleagues, I’m able to make up my own.

Make way for the Montreal Dumbasses!

May 13, 2010

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“Yo, Lamar! Our team just won a hockey game! Let’s celebrate!”

And you call yourself the Man of Steel?

May 7, 2010

Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my neighbor’s proctologist?

superman 300Sure, because that’s what I’m here for, to settle stupid bets.

Thanks, that’s what I thought. What would happen if Superman flew into the earth at 4,000 miles per hour?

A man who appreciates a nice bust…

May 6, 2010

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Blog Guy, as long as you’re covering foreign news like the British elections, can you fill us in on the Italian Government?