Oddly Enough Blog

Five great tips for keeping in shape

July 13, 2011

Blog Guy, you seem to have lost some weight, judging from your blog profile photo, and it looks like you’re working out, as well. Please share some health and fitness tips with your readers.

I have a beef with your roast…

July 7, 2011

Sometimes I wish I had just arrived in America from Estonia or Honduras or someplace, which would at least give me a better excuse for not understanding the things that go on here.

Hey, there’s thuggage in your luggage!

July 6, 2011

Blog Guy, it’s July 6. Isn’t that the date you usually announce the coveted Doofus of the Year Award?

Where the wild things are?

June 28, 2011

Okay, do I have to solve everybody’s problems all by myself?

We have a real news story saying more and more zoos are allowing visitors to spend the night, so they can learn “what happens when the gates slam shut, the sun goes down and the moon rises…”

Why is there garlic on our ceiling, Honey?

June 21, 2011

Hey Blog Guy, I know you love to cook and sometimes share culinary secrets.

Do you have a good recipe for homemade pesto? It’s the BEST sauce with fresh linguine!

Where DO you find all those arms and legs, Ma?

June 19, 2011

Let me make sure I understand this, Lamar. You say your mother can supply us with a steady supply of free models for our fashion shows?

So you think you’re a tuft guy, huh?

June 18, 2011

Blog Guy, I need your help with redecorating our dining room.

We want something really new. You know, something dinner guests will remember.

I hear you. Get yourself down to a store called The Seat of Power and ask to see their dictator-themed dining room ensemble. It’s called the Martinet Set.

Fashion models are fit to be tied?

June 15, 2011

Lamar, we’ve got another big fashion show today, and money is still very tight.

Could you resist the temptation?

June 11, 2011

Blog Guy, you seem to be dropping the ball on Stupid Sports, which used to be one of your main coverage areas. Come on, there must be SOMETHING goofy going on among the world’s athletes!

Did you just hear a piercing scream?

June 8, 2011

Blog Guy, did you see they just set a new world record for “Most Body Piercings in a Single Sitting” yesterday? A person got 3,200 piercings. Do you approve of things like that?