Oddly Enough Blog

A spoonful of stupid helps the medicine go down

April 28, 2011

Blog Guy, I enjoy seeing lots of extremely stupid people. Any tips on where I should go?

Karaoke, or torture? There’s a difference?

April 26, 2011

Hey Blog Guy, I haven’t seen you around the neighborhood for days. Are you okay?

Getting down with ducks?

April 22, 2011

CHINA/

Citizens, you all know why we’re here. We need to do something about these killer ducks that have been preying on humans. Look, here’s a grisly photo of their latest victim.

Museum gets a goofy facelift?

April 20, 2011

goofy antonio this 490

Blog Guy, you haven’t told us anything about seasonal plans for your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. Are you gearing up for something huge?

Another case of yellow urinalism?

April 18, 2011

COMMERZBANK/STATEAID

You know, Lamar, I have to tell you, when we hired Acme Architects to design our new office building, we thought we were getting the very best.

Just pay no attention to that guy…

April 16, 2011

LIBYA/

Okay sir, we hired your consulting firm, flew you over here from the U.S. in first class, and bought you a big steak dinner.

Waldo shows his true stripes…

April 13, 2011

GEORGIA/

Okay publishing staff, we’re here to start promoting the latest volumes in our wildly popular “Where’s Waldo?” series of children’s books.

Gives whole new meaning to “air guitar”

April 11, 2011

RUSSIA/

Blog Guy, you know that city in Siberia that you like to call Wackytown?

Yes, Krasnoyarsk. It is the goofiest spot on earth.

I was wondering, do they have a space program?

flying guitar vertical 240Indeed they do, and it’s a strange one.

No! Why doesn’t that surprise me?

The folks there wanted to be the first to shoot a guitar into space, and yesterday they succeeded.

Can I pull the plug during a shutdown?

April 8, 2011

COLOMBIA/

Blog Guy, this federal government shutdown has me really worried. I had hoped to get rid of my do-nothing son-in-law, but I wonder if those Government Death Panels will be answering their phones.

Stilettos making a comeback?

April 8, 2011

I just can’t make up stuff like this. I sure wish I could, but I can’t.