Lamar, did you manage to get us some more cut-rate models for the fashion show? I know you’ve saved money in the past by using the criminally insane, the extremely sullen, zombies….
Blog Guy, I notice you wrote about a Joe DiMaggio lookalike yesterday.
The lookalike game intrigues me. Can you provide some details, so I can see if I might want to pursue a career at that?
Sir, thanks for stopping by for a tour of our health club. We’re very proud of our facilities.
EMILY! How is our checking account overdrawn? What the hell did you buy?
Shut your cake hole, Herb! That stuff is for household expenses, every bit of it. Maybe you need to get a raise down at the plant!
Blog Guy, I need some of your job-hunting advice. I was working on a résumé, but then I stopped.
Okay marketing staff, as you know our regular fashions aren’t selling very well, which is why we’ve started inventing NEW articles of clothing and creating a demand.
What is it this time, Boss?
There’s smoke coming out of that model’s hair out there on the runway! What’s wrong with her?
Lamar, get your butt into my office! Is there some kind of labor unrest out there? I don’t like that.
Blog Guy, it happened again today! The time changed overnight and I forgot to change my clocks, so I missed an important meeting. What do other people do to prevent this?
Okay troops, listen up!
Some of you are new to using different kinds of rockets, so they’ve asked me, a Professor of Grenadery, to teach you some things.