Oddly Enough Blog

Darn, I’d forget my blouse if it wasn’t…

April 6, 2011

preoccupied head 490

Lamar, did you manage to get us some more cut-rate models for the fashion show?  I know you’ve saved money in the past by using the criminally insane, the extremely sullen, zombies….

Earn big money with a familiar face?

April 2, 2011

BRITAIN/

Blog Guy, I notice you wrote about a Joe DiMaggio lookalike yesterday.

The lookalike game intrigues me. Can you provide some details, so I can see if I might want to pursue a career at that?

The toughest health club in the world?

March 28, 2011

EU-SUMMIT/

Sir, thanks for stopping by for a tour of our health club. We’re very proud of our facilities.

Is the cavalry back with those doughnuts?

March 25, 2011

BRITAIN/

EMILY! How is our checking account overdrawn? What the hell did you buy?

Shut your cake hole, Herb! That stuff is for household expenses, every bit of it. Maybe you need to get a raise down at the plant!

That’s quite an accent you have there…

March 24, 2011

WEATHER HURRICANES NEW ORLEANS

Blog Guy, I need some of your job-hunting advice. I was working on a résumé, but then I stopped.

Tired of rooting through your purse, girls?

March 21, 2011

invisible purse 490

 

Okay marketing staff, as you know our regular fashions aren’t selling very well, which is why we’ve started inventing NEW articles of clothing and creating a demand.

Another tragic thinking mishap…

March 20, 2011

UKRAINE-FASHION/

Lamar!

What is it this time, Boss?

There’s smoke coming out of that model’s hair out there on the runway! What’s wrong with her?

Okay, who’s got my pajama top?

March 19, 2011

male models combo 490

Lamar, get your butt into my office! Is there some kind of labor unrest out there? I don’t like that.

Why, you two-timing son of a….

March 13, 2011

SWITZERLAND/

Blog Guy, it happened again today! The time changed overnight and I forgot to change my clocks, so I missed an important meeting. What do other people do to prevent this?

No no no, I’m a rocket man…

March 10, 2011

RPG instructions490

Okay troops, listen up!

Some of you are new to using different kinds of rockets, so they’ve asked me, a Professor of Grenadery, to teach you some things.