Blog Guy, you’re looking positively jubilant today. Why are you rejoicing?
I’ve made the big time. My blog’s Facebook Network hit 25,000 members yesterday.
Psssssssssst! Blog Guy, it’s me!
Wally? My old roommate from the Witness Protection Program?
No, you dimwit, I’m The Elephant Man! I was famous when my movie came out, back in 1980, and I’d like some of your fashion advice. I want to start hitting the singles bar scene, but I need a hip wardrobe.