Oddly Enough Blog

That’s like a quarter of a million, isn’t it?

February 17, 2011


Blog Guy, you’re looking positively jubilant today. Why are you rejoicing?

I’ve made the big time. My blog’s Facebook Network hit 25,000 members yesterday.

There’s something about a man in uniform

February 15, 2011


Quick quiz: The resplendent full dress uniform seen above, with blue lapels, gleaming buttons and rank stripes on the sleeves, will be worn by…

Flouting the health warnings?

February 15, 2011

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Blog Guy, congratulate me. I just enlisted in the military. I’m a flute player, so I’m guaranteed a gig in a marching band.

Wanna turn the wipers on, Blog Guy?

February 10, 2011

Blog Guy, summer is right around the corner, you know. You and the missus got big vacation plans?

Yeah baby, I used to be famous!

February 8, 2011


Psssssssssst! Blog Guy, it’s me!

elephant man japan 180Wally? My old roommate from the Witness Protection Program?

No, you dimwit, I’m The Elephant Man! I was famous when my movie came out, back in 1980, and I’d like some of your fashion advice. I want to start hitting the singles bar scene, but I need a hip wardrobe.

Three great inventions we really need…

February 8, 2011


Blog Guy, apart from writing textbooks and making airplanes, what do you do with your time?

How would you like to meet this bozo?

February 3, 2011

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Blog Guy, whatever happened to your Dumbass of the Month? You haven’t given the award for some time now.

The one guy I can always depend on…

February 2, 2011


Blog Guy, can you settle an argument with the harpsichord player in my baroque ensemble?

Try walking with more Bounce, girls!

February 2, 2011


Hey Sweetie, have you gone to the laundromat yet this week?  I really need some clean underwear.

Are you man enough for extreme karaoke?

January 31, 2011

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Blog Guy, I need some of your famous travel advice. I’m leaving soon on the dream trip of a lifetime, to Asia, and I’m going there for the usual reason.