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You’ll have to wrestle me for the check


Well, Lamar, I have to tell you I’m excited. It was a big decision putting you totally in charge of every aspect of our new restaurant. Millions of dollars are riding on this, but I thought you deserved your chance.

Gee, thanks, Boss. I think you’ll be very glad you did.

So, talk me through it. Looks like the opening day lunch crowd is starting to arrive at Lamar’s.

Okay, Boss, so the idea is…

Excuse me, Lamar, I don’t mean to interrupt you, but these customers all seem to be enormous! And they’re just wearing loin cloths. Don’t we have a dress code?

Those guys are sumo wrestlers, Boss. They have a training camp across the street. They’re gonna love the place!