The fashion industry seems to be focusing on a new breed of ultra fashion victims these days. The outfit seen here, unveiled at Madrid’s recent fashion week, appears to cut off the ability to see, hear or smell, even though some people actually think those senses come in handy now and then.

If you pick up her up for a date and this is what she’s wearing, you can pretty much cross off dinner, dancing, movies and concerts from your list. And don’t even think about trying to get her on an airplane.

So, what does that leave? My advice is to take her for a long afternoon walk on a sunny beach. At least then you can make fun of her bizarre tan lines tomorrow.

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A model displays an outfit by Locking Shocking during the Pasarela Cibeles Autumn/Winter 07-08 fashion week in Madrid February 15, 2007. REUTERS/Andrea Comas

What’s going on here? You’re very welcome to offer up your own alternative captions via Post a Comment.

A man walks past a sculpture of  Superman by German artist Marcus Wittmers in front of the art gallery Andreas Wendt in Berlin August 16, 2006. The balloon reads: ‘Even heroes have bad days’.  REUTERS/Arnd Wiegmann

Okay, maybe this isn’t Superman. Maybe this is an illustration showing how bulls would design a piñata, if they had access to papier mache and possessed good small motor skills. Or maybe you can think of a better explanation of what’s going on here, and send it to us via Post a Comment.

A ‘recortador’ jumps over a wild cow during a show in Pamplona July 8, 2006. REUTERS/Eloy Alonso