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Are you ready, athletes? Blow and go!
Blog Guy, you never seem to write much about the sport I participate in, the biathlon.
Sorry, I’ll do that right now. What instrument do you play?
Instrument? What are you talking about?
Sigh. The classic biathlon is a two-part sport. You play a piece on a brass instrument, then you swim 103 miles from Cuba to Florida.
Are you out of your mind?
No. What do you think the biathlon slogan means, anyway? “Play a tuba, swim from Cuba.” Look, here are photos of a recent one. This athlete is just finishing up the William Tell Overture on a trumpet before diving in for her long swim.
Honestly, Blog Guy, I don’t know why I come back here to this crapfest of stupidity! For your information, MY biathlon involves skiing and rifle shooting.
You get a lot of modeling work, do you?
Lamar, we’ve got yet another fashion show today and we’re still broke. Did you manage to find us an affordable male model?
If by “affordable” you mean he’ll accept a post-dated check he can’t cash until the second half of the Palin administration, yes I did, Boss.
Beach Blanket? Bingo!
Blog Guy, summer is almost here, and once again we’re faced with that annual problem. You know the one.
You put on an unsightly 200 pounds over the winter and you’re embarrassed to be seen in a swimsuit?
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