Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
It’s the same old story, Lamar. We’ve got a major fashion show today, but we can’t afford to pay professional models. You always manage to come through with models on the cheap. Any luck?
FREE? Huzzah! But how did you work that?
Oh. Well, they’re under the impression we’re having a reality TV talent show, so they each get to do a little “act” on the runway.
What? What the hell kind of “acts” do they do while modeling our designs, Lamar?
Uh, Tiffany will break out in a little tap dance. It’s very impressive to see in her stiletto heels, Boss.
I love it when real news stories are goofier than anything I could make up. It makes my job so much easier.
There is a United Nations ban on the sale of luxury goods to North Korea, see, and we’ve learned that Italy has foiled an attempt to violate that ban.