Oddly Enough Blog

Are you Laverne or Shirley?

April 3, 2010

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Blog Guy, please settle a bet I have with my neighbor’s plumber.

Oh, here we go again. Always settling bets.

What are the top three most prestigious beauty pageants in the world? I figure Miss Universe and Miss America for sure, but what’s the third?

How very proud his parents must be!

January 27, 2010

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Well Mr. Johnson, we want to thank you for applying to be a U.S. Secret Service agent.

Can’t he just wear a turtleneck?

December 9, 2009

We try to keep you up to date on really stupid stuff  going on, and you should know about this. A neo-Nazi gang member has gone on trial for murder in Florida, and a controversy has arisen over some tattoos on his face and neck, notably a swastika and an obscene word.

Pierce yourself for peace…

November 27, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m sick and tired of the violence all around me, and I want to do something to protest it. What’s a good idea?

A very sobering experience?

November 13, 2009

On the topic of life imitating art, this guy in the bottom photo is straight out of one of my favorite short stories. I’ll be pretty impressed if any readers can identify it.

Learing at a super-hot actress!

September 17, 2009

Yo Blog Guy, you know that hot actress Megan Fox? She’s SO fine! Can you run some pictures of her for me?

Irony is a “Life is Pain” tattoo

September 12, 2009

Polizeihauptwachtmeister, round up the usual suspects for questioning!

Right away, lieutenant! Of course, six of them got away while you were saying Polizeihauptwachtmeister, but…

Don’t do anything abnormal, dear!

August 23, 2009

Now don’t panic, readers. Appearances can be deceiving. I know it LOOKS like these folks have hooks piercing their skin, but in reality…

Sorry, I must have dozed… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

June 17, 2009

Sometimes a news story is so jam-packed with stupidity that it just overflows with creamy stupid goodness.

This may sting just a bit, Ma!

May 19, 2009

Blog Guy, my mom is turning 60 next month. My sisters and I want to give her something really special. Any ideas?