Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, like many readers, I come to your blog for most of my automotive news. If I’m not mistaken, isn’t the LA Auto Show underway? How about some information on the new models?
Sure. We have hundreds of photos from that event, and I’m all over it.
It looks like red stiletto heels are really big now, and…
Let me stop you for a minute, Blog Guy. Those are legs and shoes. I want to know about CARS!
Right. I gather Volkswagen had a presentation at the show, and model Heidi Klum wore a…
Blog Guy, you really are a moron. Are you not going to tell us anything about the vehicles?
What a glittering evening this is, folks. The celebrities are arriving now for our Lux Style Awards. With us here is a man who came all the way from Hollywood to help set up our arrival festivities, and he’s the best in the business. Sir, what should we call you?
Lamar. Just Lamar.
And what do you think of our venue here, Lamar?
It’s quite modern. You’ve got the red carpet, the whole nine yards.
Oh, I believe it’s longer than that, Lamar. So give us some inside information about how you set up this arrival event.
I’ve been thinking I may be in the market for one of those Kindle gadgets that let you read a book without risking paper cuts, ink fumes and other bookbinding dangers. I won’t boast, but 2010 may be the year I actually read a novel.
Problem is, I want to try it out first. Difficult, since they come from Amazon, which doesn’t exist in the real world.
So? We’re all waiting.
Oh, gee, sorry. I can’t keep up with every little fad.
Here goes. Let’s see. Uh, Lea Michele, that actress from “Glee,” was there.
“This is General Johnson, come in Alpha Dog. Are the assault vessels in place? Roger that…
“Affirmative, we’re all set for the attack. I want you to deploy all 1,000 of our T-69 amphibious tanks and begin our surprise invasion. Push ‘em into the water, boys, now!
Blog Guy, I drive to my office, but I can never find a parking space. I know you’ve blogged in the past about innovations in urban parking, but I wonder if there have been any more advancements I can look forward to.
As a matter of fact, yes. A company in India is about to market a car shaped like a shoe, so yo don’t even have to find a space. You just pull up, get out and wear it into work!
Blog Guy, my doctor says I have to get a colonoscopy. I understand it’s a really awful ordeal what with having to, you know, totally clean yourself out, and then go into the clinic and have an anesthetic and then they jam that thing you-know-where.
Like most people, I come to you for all my tough medical questions. Is there an easier way to take this test?
Blog Guy, I come to you for all of my gadget advice. I guess you know about the problems with the iPhone 4, what with that external antenna and everything.
I’ve tried holding it the way Apple says to, but I’m still losing calls. What else can I do?