Oddly Enough Blog

Does Obama have your back?

February 22, 2010

Blog Guy, you know a lot of inside Washington stuff. I hear President Obama is very savvy as far as technology is concerned.

Well, there’s your problem right there, Mister!

February 18, 2010

We have a video report about the Thai government deciding not to buy any more of these expensive bomb detectors because they say the the things only work 20 per cent of the time.

Hey, you’re getting your prince all over my binoculars!

February 13, 2010


Blog Guy, I keep hearing that Prince Charles has failing eyesight. That’s sad. Is this true?

I used to be a burglar, but I got laid off….

February 10, 2010

It’s a very sad day for crime. It turns out an influx of cheap electronic goods from Asia has prompted burglars to turn to other crimes such as robberies and muggings, since their once honorable profession doesn’t pay anymore.

Oh, the humanity!

February 3, 2010

Lonnie, we’ve been very happy with your progress here at the toy company, but we’d like you to go that extra mile for us, to show you’re a team player…

Crazed grocery robot in lima bean bloodbath!

January 6, 2010

Hello Blog Guy, I am Susie, your personal robot. I will be assisting you in your grocery shopping today. What can I fetch for you?

Honey, your torch is out on the porch!

December 14, 2009

Blog Guy, a lot of times I hear politicians talk about the “torch-bearing peasants” to describe the mob mentality. They don’t really have those any more, do they?

Hey, that dude’s got a huge one!

November 28, 2009

Looking in on our coverage of a big motor show in Germany, I see something called the “Gunbus,” described as “the biggest motorcycle in the world.”

Brand recognition to die for…

November 12, 2009

Welcome to the story that cannot be satirized. It’s already THAT good.

It seems the designer of the Kalashnikov rifle was just named a “Hero of Russia” by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, who lauded him for creating “the brand every Russian is proud of.”

Test drive the new Inferno!

October 28, 2009

Blog Guy, bring us up to speed on the Detroit automobile industry stuff. Remember, the government took over some carmakers and they were going to run the companies and stuff, but then I got really hammered and forgot to pay attention for a few months.