“Hello? What? Yes, this is Mr. Obama speaking.
“No, it’s not pronounced like the bama in Alabama, it sounds like… I’m kinda busy, what’s this about?
Blog Guy, I’m hoping you can help me out with a fashion dilemma.
I’m a gal who likes wearing a comfy bikini on a sun-drenched beach vacation. But if there’s a really hunky guy there, I want to look my natural best, which includes enhancing my swimsuit with padding to make my you-know-whats look big.