Oddly Enough Blog

Stay out, hon, I’m eatin’ scampi!

April 15, 2009

Blog Guy, I need help. I’m a smoker, and…

Say no more, I’ll try to help you quit.

No! I don’t want to quit, I just don’t want my wife to catch me! How can I cover the smell?

God speed, Lonnie, you got the right stuff!

April 13, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve decided I want to be one of those space tourists. Do you know what that costs?

You tired of havin’ a tongue, pal?

April 6, 2009

I like fancy new technical gadgets as much as the next guy, as long as the next guy is an Amish farmer, but here’s one I just don’t see catching on.

Gadgets: bloggin’ on the noggin!

March 18, 2009

I know my readers love gadgets, so I keep an eye out for the very best new stuff.

All Nazi spies, please stand in this line!

March 17, 2009

Herr Blog Guy? Ve are a group of Nazi spies in 1939. Ve vant to infiltrate your country and look natural. Can you help us?

The Swiss Army Survival Hat?

March 11, 2009

Blog Guy, I really need some fashion advice!

“I’m invited to a very nice cocktail party. The problem is, I have a deep-rooted fear of getting lost late at night while I look for the valet parking guy, and wandering around for days waiting for rescue. This has happened to six of my friends. Help!”

Meet the man of your dreams, in a flash!

March 5, 2009

Ladies, it’s been years in the making, but thanks to genuine Midwestern Storm Cellar Door Technology, we’re proud to unveil the miracle Trashy Flashy dress!

It smells like the sub is coming!

February 23, 2009

I’ve blogged in the past about the exciting opportunities to be found in the elite HSF (Homemade Submarine Fleet), aboard cheesy subs that carry tons of cocaine all the way from Colombia to the ultimate selling point, which I think is about two blocks from my house.

You left the Football in the restaurant, Michelle?

February 16, 2009

Blog Guy, I saw a picture of the President and Michelle Obama out on the town on Valentine’s Day, and she was carrying a brown paper bag. What would the first lady be doing with a bag?

I have you in my sights, wabbit!

February 13, 2009

Sometimes it seems to take real people way too long to catch up with Looney Tunes.