Oddly Enough Blog

News, but not the serious kind

Big trouble when the chips are down?

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Oh Dear Lord, tell me this isn’t happening!

I just wanted to watch some tennis, so I called the boss on our busiest day of the year and said I was sick with projectile vomiting, impacted wisdom teeth, temporary insanity and a fever of 106…

Then I got to my seat, and who’s right in front of me? The fricking PRIME MINISTER!

I KNOW the news photographers are here. Please Lord, don’t let him do anything newsworthy!

Oh NO, he’s eating salt and vinegar potato chips!  Cramming them down his cakehole like he’s going to the electric chair!

Maybe you just shouldn’t be watching

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BRITAIN/

Quick quiz: The visibly upset folks in these photos are…

TENNIS-OPEN/a) Trying to watch the Angelina Jolie/Johnny Depp movie, “The Tourist”

b) Avoiding eye contact with a waitress bringing the check

c) Discovering after four hours at the bar that today isn’t a snow day, after all