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Blog Guy, I need your advice on my dating life. I’ve tried everything, but can’t seem to get guys to notice me.

Have you tried tobacco?

Smoking? Gosh, so many people do that, nobody would even care if I did it.

No, not smoking. Have you tried jamming the tobacco right up your nose?  That’s a very chic, very sophisticated look.

How much would I have to stuff up there?

A lot. Tobacco sniffing isn’t for weenies. I would suggest five pounds.

Wow! Five pounds up my nose? Okay, I’m cramming it up there now. It’s getting hard to breathe…

Gasp. I’m up to three pounds now… Two more to go… Gasp. Man, this is tough…