Oddly Enough Blog

“Stupid” guy zooms to the top!

July 1, 2008

victoria-300.jpgBlog Guy, me and my friends don’t read books at the beach any more. Instead, we use wireless to surf your blog and read it aloud to each other. It’s a great way to attract chicks. 

Manure bomb chick falls into feces, flees naked!

June 27, 2008

manure-crop-160.jpgThis is the feel-good story of the month. It seems this woman trying to make “manure bombs” slipped into a tank of dung and fled the crime scene, naked. Police found her clothing in a field.

Toilet’s broken… Next one’s 210 miles south!

June 3, 2008

plumbers-140.jpgIf you’re aboard the International Space Station, the very last thing you want to see – maybe except for alien life forms seeping through the vents – is an “out of order” sign on the only toilet. Sadly, that’s pretty much the situation. They are up to their astronauts in plumbing problems.

When gamers go Wii Wii…

May 20, 2008

pee-300.jpgBlog Guy, you don’t write about signs of the Apocalypse much lately. Is it no longer a threat?

Yeah baby, Toilet Paper Guy is on a roll!

April 25, 2008

toilet-face-120.jpgOh cripes, Charlene, it’s him again! We call him Toilet Paper Guy. Don’t let him see us! He comes to this bar every Friday, wearing that outfit made of toilet tissue and paper towels. That’s what I’m looking for, a man that can’t afford fabric!

Tell the back row to pass the toilet paper!

April 18, 2008

Blog Guy, you give great travel advice. I would love to go overseas, but I’ve always been worried about, well, you know…

The most unlucky guy on Earth?

March 26, 2008

Maybe he’s not quite the unluckiest guy alive, but he’ll do until Mr. Unlucky comes along. A shepherd in Russia is suing his country’s space agency after a 10-foot-long chunk of metal from a rocket fell into his yard, just missing his outdoor toilet.

Hold it, Joey, we’ll be home in two hours

March 18, 2008

toilets-ladies-160.jpgQuick quiz: These lavatories, with mannequins in sexy outfits, are…

a) in the Playboy Mansion
b) at the Emperor’s Club escort service
c) in the lobby of the home office
d) at a regular shopping mall in Portugal

The word bathroom works like a charm…

February 1, 2008

submarine-300.jpgBlog Guy, every month my car pool bets on what will be the most popular items in your blog.

Something’s not Wright about flying in this!

January 28, 2008

plane-2-160.jpgSometimes we write stories about the “world’s oldest living person.” It’s not a title to covet, since it doesn’t last long for obvious reasons.