Jennifer Cannon married her Prince Charmin yesterday, and the couple started their new life together on a roll. They were wed in the Charmin Restrooms in New York’s romantic Times Square, and Jennifer wore a dress made from seven rolls of toilet paper.
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Dear Blog Guy,
Paris Hilton is going to start her jail sentence very soon, and I don’t think the public has been given enough info about the place. Can you shed some light?
You betcha. I’ve examined a bunch of our news photos from the Big House where Paris will be clanging her metal cup against the cell door, digging escape tunnels and all that other stuff prisoners do. We’ve got pictures of typical beds, typical sinks, typical reception areas and typical signs showing typical jail visiting hours. We even have a typical toilet.
Apparently just serving great food is no longer the preferred way to attract patrons to a restaurant, and don’t even think about presenting a tasteful, romantic decor. If you can’t bother making your place disgusting beyond belief, some other restaurateur will do it instead.