Oddly Enough Blog

“I do! Now may I tissue?”

December 20, 2007

Jennifer Cannon married her Prince Charmin yesterday, and the couple started their new life together on a roll. They were wed in the Charmin Restrooms in New York’s romantic Times Square, and Jennifer wore a dress made from seven rolls of toilet paper. 

Candy, in loo of flowers…

September 27, 2007

Quick quiz: these yummy chocolates are being served at…

a) a VIP party at the Savoy Hotel
b) a new, high-end Belgian chocolate shop on Fifth Avenue
c) a Victorian row house in posh Georgetown
d) a public toilet in Hong Kong

Flush the fudge to fool the fuzz?

August 7, 2007

fudge-300.jpgA slogan among serious Internet hackers says that “information wants to be free.” A sentiment among some folks holds that fudge wants to be free, as well.

No food? What kind of toilet IS this?

August 6, 2007

Lovers of good food know you can find some of your best meals at little hole-in-the-wall places. But hole-in-the-FLOOR places, I don’t know.

Waxing silly over glamour in the slammer

June 5, 2007

Dear Blog Guy,
What’s the silliest thing you’ve seen so far, regarding coverage of Paris Hilton’s hard time in the Big House?
Just Wondering

Paris Hilton’s toilet will look a lot like this

June 1, 2007

Updated with video:

Dear Blog Guy,
Paris Hilton is going to start her jail sentence very soon, and I don’t think the public has been given enough info about the place. Can you shed some light?

You betcha. I’ve examined a bunch of our news photos from the Big House where Paris will be clanging her metal cup against the cell door, digging escape tunnels and all that other stuff prisoners do. We’ve got pictures of typical beds, typical sinks, typical reception areas and typical signs showing typical jail visiting hours. We even have a typical toilet.

If the Three Stooges made toilets…

April 18, 2007

It’s one thing if a car company produces autos with gas tanks that explode, or a pharmaceutical firm sells medication with grotesque side effects, but this time, big business has gone too far. 

Well, at least it’s wheelchair accessible…

March 22, 2007

Apparently just serving great food is no longer the preferred way to attract patrons to a restaurant, and don’t even think about presenting a tasteful, romantic decor. If you can’t bother making your place disgusting beyond belief, some other restaurateur will do it instead.

Gotta go? Relief is in sight, literally…

March 6, 2007

This is a new outdoor urinal being used in China, and it seems like one tiny step up from having nothing at all. No fancy frills like doors, which are for sissies. Just a thin band between you and the rest of the world.

They found him through the Yellow Pages?

January 9, 2007

As you may recall from a posting here a few days ago, this guy walked out of a pub with its urinal, which he had hidden in his rucksack, leaving some pretty uncomfortable drinkers in his wake.