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Topless voters, nothing up their sleeves…
Blog Guy, I notice you provided full coverage of the Costa Rica elections over the weekend, but not the voting in Ukraine. How about some news from there?
Sure, okay. From looking quickly through our photo file, I guess people voted.
Is that one of those places where they put blue ink on your finger, to make sure you don’t vote twice?
No, it seems their system is, you take your shirt off when you vote, so you can’t vote twice. I believe it’s the voting system Hugh Hefner designed.
I don’t remember HER from the revolution!
Comrade Johnson, thank you for coming in. We have just a few questions before we renew your license to paint revolutionary Communist heroes.
We’ve dropped by your workshop, and most of your portraits are very nice. Good job on Deng and Mao. Very inspiring…
Um, that brings us to some of your other paintings, which don’t seem to depict immediately-recognizable heroes of the revolution.
I think that Uncle Mao, or is it Ho Ci Minh, that is to the right of the unclad femme, in the top row, trying to avert his gaze from her muggly mugs? And succeeding for the moment?
Bottom row guy has given up trying to fake his own disinterest, and is getting an eyeful.
Which half of ‘em is naked?
Okay, I’ve got another small quibble with our photo captions. The actual caption for the pictures you see here begins, “People take part in a half naked “Santa run…”
While it is true that most of them are not wearing shirts or pants, I don’t see anybody I’d call “half naked.” I just see people who aren’t fully clothed.
What I’m saying here is, if I were to ask a woman if she wanted to come over to my house and “get half naked,” and she said, “You bet, Blog Guy!” then I’d expect something different than this. And by the way, I have trade-marked that pick-up line.
The center woman of the first photo has such a nice costal flair!
The all new Lock and Load Blog!
Well, drop a grenade down my pants, this one REALLY took me by surprise!
The official tabulation of this blog’s posts for November reveals that the most popular item had nothing to do with Victoria’s Secret or stupid fashions or Barack Obama or the other usual topics.
Instead, it involved ceremonies honoring Mikhail Kalashnikov, the inventor of the weapon that bears his name.
So look forward to some changes here, with lots more stuff about guns and bullets and the Second Amendment.
As long as the pics are of good looking guys flexing some well-toned muscles and tight abs… (butts would be great) I dont mind who you show…
What’s your outfit, soldier?
Blog Guy, I know you’re always making fun of bizarre fashion show outfits, but they can’t ALL be that bad. Is it fair for you to only show a designer’s strangest creations?
I guess you’re right. A few days ago I got a lot of traffic, and comments, on a post showing a creation by Pakistani designer Tayyab Bombal, which featured a model wearing only shoes and trousers.
I heard from the designer himself, who thanked me for showing his design and shared some of his other stuff with me.
LMR, I think it’s not only hypocritical; it’s probably also self-preserving: if you try and bit one of those female models you’ll probably break a teeth or three!
Just another topless model?
Blog Guy, my girlfriend gave me a gift certificate for my birthday, and I’m treating myself to some nice new duds. I wanna be right up there with the latest fashions. What should I get?
That’s simple. Shop around for a nice shirt, and then don’t buy it and don’t wear it. Just go out shirtless.
After losing his shirt investing his life savings with Bernie Madoff, designer Tayyab Bombal tried to put a positive spin on the experience.
Nobody wants to see exposed fashion models!
Okay Lonnie, we took you on as an intern during Paris Fashion Week because what the hell, you were willing to work for free just to meet the models.******But Lon, we assigned you a VERY simple task, just to wash the tops for each outfit, and what happened?******Every one of them shrank drastically, leaving the models fully exposed on the runway! You think anybody wants to see that?******Lonnie, I’m sure this was just an accident, but we did warn you that heat shrinks fabric. So what did you do wrong?******Really? Washed them repeatedly all night long in a steam room, huh, and then dried them over a Weber grill?******Well gee, that sounds like an innocent mistake to me, Lon…***
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******Models present creations by designer Gareth Pugh as part of his Spring/Summer 2010 women’s collection during Paris Fashion Week, September 30, 2009. REUTERS/Jacky Naegelen***
Do not forget, red rimmed, bloodshot eyes… how can that be “good”??
Lookit the Nasdaqs on that chick!
If you’re like most guys, hearing about the global financial meltdown makes you think about naked chicks. Then again, if you’re like most guys, hearing about tapioca pudding make you think about pretty much the same thing.
From my Department of Bad Taste, a famous cabaret in Paris offers a number called “Crisis,” where women lose their shirts, and nearly everything else, in the market plunge.
The place is Crazy Horse. Not Crazy Horse the warrior who taught Custer a lesson, but the other one, which teaches bumpkin tourists a lesson.
I don’t know. Looks like they’re getting pretty low, which is why I went with the PUT option.
You’ve reached the firm of Ponce, Bonache and Gotcha!
Blog Guy, do you stand behind the info in your photo captions? Is there a chance anybody ever pulls a fast one on you?
We do our best to check information, but my own personal suspicion is that sometimes people in Spain are having a laugh at my expense.
Can you give some examples?
Robert, if I may suggest, I agree with “some guy”, but I believe aesthetics would be better served by having one white band over Enrique Ponce’s face. A brave and fine torero he is, no doubt, but just to make sure you’re not liable to Lonnie’s lawsuits! just a tought!
Maybe she’s about to sneeze?
Blog Guy, what is that actress Pamela Anderson up to these days?
It’s a sad story. Judging from new photos of her, she’s lost all control of her face muscles. Still, the Serbs were nice enough to put her on the cover of their Playboy magazine.
Well, sure. Who looks at faces in Playboy, if you take my meaning? What does the magazine translate to in Serbian, anyway?
Strangely, it’s called Playboy.
Its sad you pick on Pam Anderson’s face. She has had NO surgery doneon that mug and for her age,she does NOT look bad. Ive seen better at 40, but I have also seen way worse. I live in West Hollywood and usuallu women her age have had work done to their faces. Some look great, some awful. All Pam has is her 6 or 700 cc’s (estimate) implanted in her breasts. I have to give her credit because unlike 99 percent of all of your wives that are her age, she can sport a bikini right next to an 18 yr old girl and prevail- but I guess you guys have to pick on women you cant ever have.
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She gots a black skirt, Shra.
The words Ukraine, Red, and Communism make me see, well, red! Stop teasing me! I could go off and start shooting again!
Where’s my bitey snake?