Oddly Enough Blog

Fashion models just hanging out?

March 20, 2009

Earlier this week I did an item about a hot new fashion trend, dresses that leave one you-know-what exposed, so a woman has to cover it with her hand. I pointed out many flaws in this design, like if you’re left-handed it’s hard to take notes in algebra class and stuff like that.

Lady, can I hold that for ya?

March 16, 2009

This is THE hot new look in women’s fashion, but I see flaws.

I sent my Oddly Enough Consumer Team out to test this dress, and here are some of their comments:

Ed, shake hands with my sister!

October 24, 2008

The emperor has no clothes, and apparently neither does the empress.

We have this fashion show photo, which I have tastefully cropped for you, in which nothing covers the model’s breasts except her own two hands. This is called a fashion “creation.”

This has been a public service topless parade…

August 20, 2008

It’s time again for the Boobs on Bikes parade down in New Zealand, where porn stars exercise their right to ride topless on motorcycles in public. Last year, 80,000 people showed up to watch. I think that is the entire male population, but don’t hold me to that.

“Here! It’s not empty, but crush it anyway!”

October 24, 2007

Boy, they always go after the big-hearted environmentalists, don’t they? Do the green movement and global warming and the Nobel Peace Prize and stuff like that mean nothing anymore?

Bikini lawn care: the mower, the merrier?

July 24, 2007

lawn.jpgIt’s our job to spot absurd trends, so you don’t have to worry about them.  Recently we’ve blogged about a carwash featuring topless women, a butler service that supplies scantily clad hunks to serve at your parties… And now, women to mow your lawn in bikinis.

Nude carwash: the devil is in the detailing?

May 19, 2007

Okay, what’s going on down under? Stranger than usual stories are coming out of Australia, and that’s pretty strange. Earlier this week we learned that some Australians are willingly plunking down $41 U.S. for cups of coffee made from beans extracted from the excrement of civet cats, and now we find a raging debate over a topless carwash.

Is there NOTHING that can lure him down?

March 2, 2007

This is a wonderful story showing the forces of nature at work.

Some of you may be familiar with the story of this guy in Germany who spent 10 days in a box atop a 72-foot-tall pole to protest a looming jail term.  The guy was mad, he had a lot of eyeballs watching him, and it seemed like nothing could force him from his fortress.

Wow, for such a trashy chick you sure are classy!

October 2, 2006

True or false?
1) It’s fine to stub your cigarette out on a used dinner plate
2) The back of a taxi is a great place for a one-night stand
3) If you want to go topless, just whip off your bikini and set an example

I’ll take “Things You Can Do Naked” for $500, Alex

August 21, 2006

Some days, odd stories just seem to cluster together around themes. Today, there is lots of news about people doing things without benefit of clothing, in far-flung places.  Consider: