Earlier this week I did an item about a hot new fashion trend, dresses that leave one you-know-what exposed, so a woman has to cover it with her hand. I pointed out many flaws in this design, like if you’re left-handed it’s hard to take notes in algebra class and stuff like that.
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We have this fashion show photo, which I have tastefully cropped for you, in which nothing covers the model’s breasts except her own two hands. This is called a fashion “creation.”
It’s time again for the Boobs on Bikes parade down in New Zealand, where porn stars exercise their right to ride topless on motorcycles in public. Last year, 80,000 people showed up to watch. I think that is the entire male population, but don’t hold me to that.
It’s our job to spot absurd trends, so you don’t have to worry about them. Recently we’ve blogged about a carwash featuring topless women, a butler service that supplies scantily clad hunks to serve at your parties… And now, women to mow your lawn in bikinis.
Okay, what’s going on down under? Stranger than usual stories are coming out of Australia, and that’s pretty strange. Earlier this week we learned that some Australians are willingly plunking down $41 U.S. for cups of coffee made from beans extracted from the excrement of civet cats, and now we find a raging debate over a topless carwash.
This is a wonderful story showing the forces of nature at work.
Some of you may be familiar with the story of this guy in Germany who spent 10 days in a box atop a 72-foot-tall pole to protest a looming jail term. The guy was mad, he had a lot of eyeballs watching him, and it seemed like nothing could force him from his fortress.
Some days, odd stories just seem to cluster together around themes. Today, there is lots of news about people doing things without benefit of clothing, in far-flung places. Consider: