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Oct 31, 2011 07:11 EDT

This train is bound for glory, this train

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Whoa! Did you see that, Clancy? Looked like Pope Benedict on that train that just went by!

Nah, it couldn’t have been, Lamar.That’s an express and the Pope takes the local.

Couldn’t he take the express and change to the local at 72nd Street?

Yeah, I guess that would work. Maybe he’s running late this morning, or he’s got a sales call before he hits the office.

I seen him once on the F Train. Real friendly guy.

No way! He say anything to you?

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@Nosmo, hey I see where you went with that one! Well done! :)

Oh so that’s a window and those are real people Pope is waving to in the second pic? Looked like a TV screen to me. Thought he was watching a re-run of Real Worshipers of Vatican City.

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Jul 14, 2011 06:38 EDT

A loco motive for doing this?

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Hey Doctor, it’s me! Earl! I’m calling from out here on the railway line where you sent me. Are you positive this will make me better?

Yes Earl, we’re on the right track.

You say the electrical energy from the rails will cure me, but how do I get it from the train into me?

Ever hear of a conductor, Earl?

Should I have an anesthetic?

Yeah, I’d suggest a local.

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Spin, re: AC/DC comment, when the train DOES arrive, they’ll all find themselves on the Highway to Hell, if you know what I mean! ;)

As regards your other comment, I’m glad you got the Grease reference!

And now, haiku:

Grease, AC/DC –
Electrifying Music,
or highway to hell?

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