Blog Guy, I read that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is visiting Myanmar. That’s amazing! Have you been there?
Honestly, I don’t even know why we cover stories like this.
It’s another one of those lists ranking living standards in various cities around the world. Vienna is in the number one position, while Baghdad ranks dead last.
Blog Guy, wake up! Looks like you fell asleep at your computer.
Oh, yeah, thanks. I was going through the so-called “family photos” of finance ministers from the APEC Summit in Hawaii, and I keep falling asleep.
Blog Guy, I see Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just spent 11 days visiting Australia. That must be a huge logistical undertaking involving thousands of aides, security folks, drivers….
Whoa! Did you see that, Clancy? Looked like Pope Benedict on that train that just went by!
Say, Blog Guy, I keep reading about those group tours you organize to that place you call Wackytown, the goofiest place on earth.
Blog Guy, I need some of your famous travel advice. I love visiting the childhood homes of great people, to see where they got their start.
Blog Guy, recently you wrote about a bunch of ambitious homemade inventions around the world. A submarine, a helicopter, stuff like that. Do those things actually work?
Okay, kids, I got the tickets for our big vacation trip today, and you’re gonna love it!
Congratulate me, Blog Guy! I’m going to Oktoberfest this year! It’s a life-long dream come true!