Oddly Enough Blog

How I spent my macho vacation…

September 13, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous travel advice. I’m a fairly dimwitted guy who never really grew up. Life hasn’t gone my way, and I need an experience to make me feel like I’m somebody.

Drive slower, Ma, you can’t see over the mushrooms!

September 11, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve signed up for one of your tours to Krasnoyarsk, that Siberian city you call Wackytown. I’m very excited!

Seeing Libya, from surface to air!

September 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I could use some of your famous travel advice. With Libya being in the news lately I’d love to go see it, but I’m concerned about getting around. I’m not even sure how to get there. I’ll be starting my trip in Mexico, so I need to get…

Stake Night on the Vampire Cruise?

September 6, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you’re a travel expert, and I need some advice. I am a vampire. I would like to go someplace where I don’t feel, you know, different.

Repeat after me, “Fill the bag with money!”

September 2, 2011

Blog Guy, you know that odd city in Siberia that you call Wackytown? I’d like to visit it on one of your organized tours, but I’m wondering how many people there speak English?

Are those Tic Tacs, or you got a rattlesnake in your pants?

September 1, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m looking for some of your sage career advice. I enjoy travel, working with animals, and maybe a little danger. Any ideas?

So that’s basic cable, huh?

August 30, 2011

 

Lamar, we are very eager to see the new cable car system you’ve designed for our highest mountain, nearly 10,000 feet. May we take off the blindfolds now?

Look, Honey, a free vacation cruise!

August 22, 2011

We may have hit the acme of absurdity. We should plant our flag and turn back.

Let me explain. I work at home, and I am interrupted daily by automated calls trying  to fool me in some way. I don’t believe it should be legal to intrude on privacy like this, but I don’t make the laws.

Honey, I’m on my way!

August 15, 2011

Blog Guy, you know that place in Siberia you say is the goofiest place on earth? I think you call it Wackytown, and you organize tours there.

Jump now, avoid the crowds!

August 3, 2011

 

Blog Guy, I keep reading in your blog about that place in Siberia that you call Wackytown, and I really want to visit there.